
how do mermaids have babies
do you think the people who play teletubbies feel horny on set sometimes
why didn’t tarzan have a beard
how many things are there
why
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Hey everybody, the first trailer is now up for my new movie, Don Jon! I’m so curious to hear what you think of it :o)
WATCH THE TRAILER HERE!And all you talented gif-makers running around on Tumblr, like I know you are, I’m looking forward to seeing what you make out of this…
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white people
WHAT IS EVEN GOING ON WIHT HTE MILK ONE????
IS THAT PERSON SERIOUSLY ATTEMPTING TO CUT BREAD WITH A FUCKING DOORSTOP
THAT BOY IN THE THIRD GIF OMFG
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“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
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depression is when you don’t really care about anything
anxiety is when you care too much about everything
and having both is just like what
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“Got caught up in the moment, thank goodness Khyati is okay.”
- Miguel
Everyone, I’m elated to tell you that Tumblr will be joining Yahoo.
Before touching on how awesome this is, let me try to allay any concerns: We’re not turning purple. Our headquarters isn’t moving. Our team isn’t changing. Our roadmap isn’t changing. And our mission – to empower creators to…


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Welcome to hell
this picture really gets to me. it’s like you do one thing wrong and your whole life is over. as soon as you walk through that door, you’re givin’ a whole reputation as a psycho path, when in reality, all you want is someone to love you. and it’s sad because after you walk through those doors, never again will your life be the same.
^I love that person.
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